tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12099225681197010002011-04-21T17:02:26.300-07:00Madtoadnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1209922568119701000.post-44760797972269958612007-01-11T07:32:00.000-08:002007-02-22T07:52:59.633-08:00Farone: You got Britney Speared!<br />*<br />Eli: A guy runs out to grab the guy that got shot.<br />Travis: Compassionate psychopaths. I wish I knew psychopaths like that.<br />Farone: You probably do.<br />*<br />Travis: I move to here and...<br />Farone: Throw a grenade?<br />Travis: That was my plan.<br />Eli: You have grenades?<br />Travis: Um, new plan.<br />*<br />Travis: Do I see any dogs?<br />Janessa: You see a hot fox. Me.<br />*<br />Travis: The whore already shot him in the head and he didn't die.<br />Janessa: Whore? I'm gonna shoot you in the head!<br />*<br />Jannessa: I am definitely not the virgin!<br />*<br />Dave: There's a murderer about, let's split up.<br />Travis: We went over this last week: Those two went off to have premarital sex, so they get killed, I went to smoke by myself, so I get killed, you're the competent gunman, so you survive, and Farone's the black guy who gets killed second to last.<br />Dave: You're black?<br />Farone: Apparently.<br />*<br />Todd: I have arcane resistance as an edge.<br />Janessa: I took...gambling.<br />*<br />Eli: Do you have any kind of psychic abilities?<br />Janessa: I'm hot. Does that help?<br />*<br />Jenssa: I'm torn! Should I go with them? Or stay with the reverend? ...Virginia?<br />Toad: Help me Ghost Girl!<br />*<br />Janessa: Butt fusion does not happen in 2 days!<br />*<br />Farone: Get us some firewood.<br />Janessa: No! I'm not gettin nothing with the bodice and the hot!<br />Farone: Ok, take off the bodice.<br />Janessa: No. You haven't PAID me.<br />*<br />Farone: Oh my God! Can houses do that?<br />*<br />Janessa: Snake eyes!<br />Farone: Nope. That's an eleven.<br />*<br />Janessa: I'm a girl, I can jump on the back of anything.<br />*<br />Janessa: I had to pick the one anal dude in town...Damn, I'm frickin' hot +4, give me some damn money!<br />*<br />Farone: You're in jail. Just like us.<br />Dave: Well, there's a difference between being in jail, and just being held.<br />Todd: Actually, being in jail is a boolean state, you either are or you're not. At the moment, you are.<br />Dave: Yes, but aren't you delusional.<br />Todd: Um, a little.<br />Farone: The good reverend has a point.<br />Dave: But how do I know he's good? He could be the crazy reverend. I only have your word for it.<br />Farone: And I am in jail. Good point.<br />*<br />Dave: You're either a whore-y thief or a thief-y whore.<br />Janessa: Hey!<br />*<br />Eli: Some guys are leering extra long at you. The guy with the patch ignores you.<br />Janessa: That's the guy I'd go for, right there!<br />Farone: He's checking out Travis.<br />*<br />Travis: We don't need to set up a watch.<br />Farone: What if someone gets attacked in their sleep?<br />Travis: They'll scream.<br />Farone: Ah. I hope it's you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1209922568119701000-4476079797226995861?l=madtoad-elidead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Madtoadnoreply@blogger.com0